An AI receptionist that says it's an AI.
Every call. No exceptions.
We looked at every AI receptionist sold to UK trades and could not find one that says whether callers are told they're talking to a machine. Ours tells them in its first sentence, on every call, and there is no setting to switch that off. This page is the rest of the rules it follows — written so a stranger can check them, not so a buyer can be impressed.
What it will do
- 01
Declare itself
Hello, you've reached the AI call assistant for this business. — the first thing every caller hears.
- 02
Take the job, not guess it
Name, number, the job, the address, how urgent. Texted to you. It does not invent prices, availability or promises on your behalf.
- 03
Book only what a diary confirms
If no calendar is connected it says so, takes the caller's preferred time and offers a callback. A caller being told "you're booked" when they are not is the failure this product exists to prevent.
- 04
Hand real emergencies to a person
Anything that sounds like danger goes to your escalation contact, not a message queue.
What it won't do
- 01
Pretend to be human
Not "Sarah from the office". Not ever.
- 02
Keep the demo caller's number
Ring the number above and that is the end of it: no callback, no text, no list.
- 03
Publish proof we don't have
We're new. You will find no reviews, no quoted praise and no headcount of buyers on any page we publish — the site literally refuses to build if someone adds one. When a real client agrees to be named, they will be named.
- 04
Hide the price
£79 a month, 100 AI minutes, 20p a minute after, first 14 days free, cancel any time — on the pricing page, not behind a call.
Who you're buying from
Ring the demo line and judge the machine. Text 07404 513737 and judge us.
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